A downloadable episode for Windows, macOS, and Linux


More Sheeple need rescuing - this time from Office World - and Patchman is on the case! But now there are sinister Blue Squares to contend with... and a boss EIGHT TIMES more powerful than the last one! Grow, sneak, and battle your way to the truth!

A reconfigurable, transformable, crazy boss with an attitude!  We're looking at a drone boss that is powered by eight Sheeple Engineers, each trapped inside a brainwashing cubicle!  Patchman is gonna need some serious help to rescue them... or will he get trapped in a cubicle himself?  Don't be a square, Patchman!

Patchman's primary goal has always been to rescue the Sheeple - and this time, it's the Sheeple of Office World!  What's Office World?  Imagine Dunder Mifflin meets Gringotts inside The Matrix.  Obvious now, right?  Across this diverse land of uniformity, you'll meet all sorts of new Sheeple: Boardroom Sheeple, Teller Sheeple, Security Sheeple, Desk Job Sheeple, and more...

A world of offices can't be 100% made of quirky coffee mugs and spiffy ties.  There was a price to pay!  Cast outside of the shiny buildings are the Homeless Sheeple.  They live in shacks and feed off the crumbs found in the wrappers of old Vending Machine packages, tossed aside as garbage by unaware corporate Sheeple!  Patchman will have to rescue them, too!  And maybe they'll even help our hero in ways unexpected...

PATCHMAN VS. BLUE SQUARES is the second episode of a four-part series that when all combined together makes a game called: DON'T BE PATCHMAN! Be sure not to miss out on uncovering the mystery of Patchman, as when the final clues are revealed, it will blow your entire view of the world apart!!!


patchman-vs-blue-squares-osx-universal.zip 83 MB
Version 4 Mar 26, 2018
patchman-vs-blue-squares-linux-universal.zip 71 MB
Version 2 Mar 31, 2018
patchman-vs-blue-squares-windows-release.zip 68 MB
Version 2 Mar 31, 2018

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